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"$999? That's not a thousand!" - Honky Tonk Man
"If you? got 21... I got 22 you want to play blackjack,? I got two of those too" - Jake Roberts
"And he killed that jabroni Ron Goldman!" - Iron Sheik
"What you marks get? ZERO!" - Honky Tonk Man
"I remembered when americana Pizza first aired, i tought they were bringin in dusty with a pizza delivery guy gimmick - Japoss2000
"They broke my mans back right about now!" - Flavor Flav
"How many careers has chief Jay strongbow ruined?" - Honky Tonk Man
"It's Gonna Be like Hooters times ten!" - Hulk Hogan
"Just Push it!" - Kamala
"You see they ain't got no Home training!" - R-Truth
"Get in the Impact zone, dude!" - Hulk Hogan
"It's 50/50 it could be your kid!" - Billy Jack Haynes
"Remember Uncle Ray I was going to be your little elvis!" - Billy Jack Haynes
"Camera man get you're ass back up here!" - Jake Roberts
"Tell him you're Steve Austin!" - Elizabeth Flair
"I'm a bare knuckle fightin champion!" - Wade Barrett
"The law of attractions says youll get through brother" - Hulk Hogan
"T-Mobile girl soooooooo HAWT!" - Dan
"It was one of dose" - Ron Simmons
""Write that down we pay better than hogan" - Sean Oliver
"I never wore underwear either!" - Jerry Lawler
"I hate the f'n wind!" - Linda Hogan
"Go check on Bully!" - Hulk Hogan
"On the Cups? GAAAAH! - R-Truth
"You're going down!" - John McBain
"BOOM BRING IT ON MAN!" - Billy Jack Haynes
"Wrestlings fake tho right? ...Its entertainent, yes, but were stunt men!" - Billy Jack Haynes
"First your gonna have to get though Bahhtistahhh" - Vince Mcmahon
"Youre real good brother you can really wrestle!" - Ken Wayne
"I bet Tony Raines wonders what doorstopnation is!" - Joe Laracuente
"You want pictures don't ya?" - Roddy Piper
"How can Linda say that she hates the wind?" - Hulk Hogan
Jeff Gordon drove a pontiac...
Geez This Freaking show...
What a FREAKING TRAIN WRECK!
Vince on commentary was Really Funny because he was SO BAD!
And Vince thought he was SOO cool by hanging out with Sunny.
The show overall SUCKED!
I did a review of an old territory.
If you remember last year on The Variety Hour we recapped lots of CWF episodes.
We were going to recap this episode but I guess not =/
But anyways it was a great show and Superstar Graham was awesome.
Yet another WWE MSG House show recap:
OMG Rick Martel freaking stole the show in this one.
And Sid was great too he did an AMAZING promo.
And of course Monsoon and Heenan on commentary was great.
Overall a very very entertaining house show.
Here's a recap of ANOTHER WWE MSG house show:
It was a great show. I think it maybe Hogan's last 90's MSG show.
For fucks sake why won't they upload ANYTHING to Network.
Heenan and Monsoon were AWESOME on this show.
How about this I'm going to recap Wrestlemania for the site.
I think I've done more updates to the site this week than I have in YEARS!
Ripley vs Charlotte Little too long.
It makes sense for Charlotte to win.
I will say *
Black vs Lashley Don't know why this was on the card.
BUT I will say it was an OK match
I think they will hopefully turn Lashley face.
I would turn Lashley face and have him face Lesnar.
And the finish was real good. **
Ziggler vs Otis
Good match it would have been WAY better with a crowd.
Ziggler really got Otis with that low blow.
Also just like the last match I liked the finish =)
I will give this ***
Edge vs Orton Wow they beat the crap out of each other.
BUT it went like 10 minutes too long.
Man imagine the pop Edge would've gotten =(
I will only give this ***
Street Profits vs Angel Garza and Austin Theory
I think Angel Garza is great.
The right team won. I would keep the tag titles on the Street Profits.
BTW Angel Garza has a shit ton of charisma so push him! They won't =(
The match was a good RAW match so **
Bayley vs. Tamina vs. Lacey Evans vs. Sasha Banks vs. Naomi
ENOUGH Bayley Geeez ENOUGH
Naomi needed to get the win here.
Another match that went too long *
Cena vs Wyatt it wasn't an actual fight.
The night before in the boneyard people fought.
Undertaker beat the shit out of AJ and shit talked him when doing that.
This wasn't a match it was a long promo package with Cena playing dress up.
If I wanted to see someone play dress up I'll buy more dresses for Britney Amber.
Lesnar vs McIntyre
That was hardly a match, let alone a WrestleMania main event.
All it was... Was people giving each other finishing moves.
A terrible TERRIBLE match maybe the worst one of both nights.
Women's Tag Title match was alright. Kinda like a match you would see on RAW.
The women screaming annoyed me soooo *
Elias Corbin was just a bad Smackdown match that had no business being on ANY PPV DUD
Shayna vs Becky It was awkward. Becky retained. *
Sami vs Bryan Like I said eariler holy shit was this ANNOYING!
All they did was bicker back and forth. I never want to see Sami Zayn on TV AGAIN
IT'S GO AWAY I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU HEAT BTW
It had an abrupt ending. soooo *
John Morrison vs. Jimmy Uso vs. Kofi Kingston
I realy liked this match thought the work was very good
BUT the ending was something from a video game.
I will give it ***
Owens vs Rollins WAS AWESOME really hard hitting.
I will say it Over delivered in the sense I wasn't expecting anything from this match.
Yes We've seen this match on RAW like 12 times.
BUT these two men beat the shit out of each other.
I really enjoyed this match ****
Strowman vs Goldberg was uhhhhhh.
I don't know why they had Strowman win.
I would have had Goldberg win and then wait to have him lose to Reigns.
soo Goldberg beats people down the line THEN when Reigns beats him it's a huge deal.
I guess Strowman will turn heel and face Reigns? =/
What to give this I suppose *
Taker vs AJ Styles WAS AWESOME!
OMG THIS WAS THE BEST I'VE SEEN UNDERTAKER IN YEARS!
I really really enjoyed this!
And hats off to WWE production Great job!
Wow if they ever do Sting vs Undertaker they gotta shoot it like this!
I gotta give this *****
YES a TNT title is about to be awarded.
I think a WDXD title needs to be awarded on "Joe's Variety Hour"
Here's my predictions:
Shawn Spears will beat Cody Lance Archer will get Cody DQ'd
Darby Allen will beat Sammy Guevara Sammy is distracted by VanGuard 1
Dustin Rhodes will beat Kip Sabain
Lance Archer will beat Colt Cabana
On to the SECOND ROUND:
Shawn Spears beats Darby Allen
Dustin Rhodes beats Lance Archer Cody gets Lance DQ'd DO NOT PIN LANCE
Shawn Spears beats Darby Allen to win the TNT title.
NOW on to the McDonalds title
Yes someone out there made this:
I looked it up and it's downloadable in the WWE20 video game
Soooo I gave it some thought like there is a TNT title tournament..
There should be a Mcdonalds title tourny and well here's my bracket:
What do you think? I think it sounds about right.
Here's a recap of a WWE MSG house show:
I was entertained thats for sure.
I wish the WWE Network would upload more MSG house shows to the Network.
That or I wish Richard Land AKA The Wrestling Collector comes back to YouTube.
Here's a recap of a WWE Boston Garden house show:
I was entertained thats for sure.
Superstar Billy Graham was UNLEASHED.
AND I think this was one of the few times long time AWA announcer Roger Kent called WWF action.
EDIT on 3-31-20 at 8:26AM
Yes on the go home episode of RAW they announced like 11 more matches.
WAY WAY too many matches. I would just have like four matches per night.
AND after this PPV ends I say they should just pause and resume in a month or so.
Resume when you can actually have fans. Just get this PPV over with and pause.
The last few years I have previewed Wrestlemania on The Variety Hour
Well This year I'm going old school style
Heck I think the last time I previewed a wrestlemania on the site was 23!
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Drew McIntyre
Brock should retain. I bet the match is under 5 minutes.
Why you ask? Well they will have a rematch at Summerslam then Drew wins.
if Drew were to win here would that be a moment? There would be no moment.
No crowd there to cheer Drew on.
What I would do is have Brock beat Drew down so bad the ref stops the match.
Drew can say I never submitted or gave up. Theres your rematch.
WWE Universal Championship:
Goldberg (c) vs. Roman Reigns
I think this match isn't going to happen.
I hear Strowman is taking Reign's place.
So have Goldberg just spear Strowman a few times.
Goldberg goes over. Heck you can trun Strowman heel now.
Strowman is getting heat online because he said something dumb on social media =(
Just save Reigns vs Goldberg at Summerslam.
Edge vs. Randy Orton
I think this should be the main event.
This is the only match people care about.
When people actually could show up Orton was getting HUGE Heat
Edge should win this. I would have Edge do something crazy.
Edge runs over Orton with a truck or something. Get creative.
I can also see Edge going "too far" and getting "arrested"
WWE Raw Women's Championship:
Becky Lynch (c) vs. Baron Corbin
Did we ever find out why Becky was bit?
WWE SmackDown Women's Championship:
Bayley (c) vs. Tamina vs. Lacey Evans vs. Sasha Banks vs. Naomi
I would have Naomi win. Why? we've seen enough Bayley.
Naomi is actually over.
NXT Women's Championship:
Rhea Ripley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair
I actually prefer Rhea when she first debuted in NXT.
I say Charlotte wins only reason so she can bring some ratings to NXT.
The Undertaker vs. AJ Styles
Here's a match that makes sense.
Why you ask? Well they should shoot this in an actual graveyard.
Have Undertaker just throw AJ in a grave.
Thats good. That makes sense.
Why you ask? Well if AJ has been burying Undertaker saying he's old.
Well if this was a normal match that old broken down man would pin you TWICE.
And what would that say about AJ you lost to a old broken down man.
John Cena vs. "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt
The Fiend should win. They should actually have this at the Fun House.
If they actually have this at the fun house it may not be bad.
Why? Fat ass Wyatt won't be winded in a normal match.
They could do all kinds of goofy Matt Hardy stuff since they have plenty of time to edit it.
Kevin Owens vs. Seth Rollins
How is this a Wrestlemania match?
Didn't we see this on RAW like 11 times now?
Whatever Rollins just wins. Who cares.
Aleister Black vs. Bobby Lashley
Again don't know how this is a wrestlemania match.
Here's what I would do is have Aleister beat down Lashley.
Aleister then says he's going to the graveyard to meet Undertaker.
Have a Aleister Undertaker stare down at the graveyard.
Raw Tag Team Championship:
The Street Profits (c) vs. Austin Theory & Angel Garza
Street Profits should win this. They just won the tag titles why lose here?
SmackDown Tag Team Championship Ladder Match:
The Miz & John Morrison (c) vs. The Usos vs. The New Day
So I hear it will be one of the Usos vs John Morrison...
I have no clue what is going on...
BUT I will say if this is a one on one match have Morrison win.
I would've made this a Hollywood back lot brawl BTW
Sami Zayn (c) vs. Daniel Bryan
It is soooo obvious that Vince McMahon is writing for Sami Zayn.
If I have to hear Sami Zayn recite a word per word promo again...
Vince has told Sami say THIS WORD PER WORD DAMN IT!
Next time Sami does a promo count how many he says "YOU PEOPLE!"
BTW Sami wins somehow who cares.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Otis
What would they do here......Ziggler wins clean.
Oh I know Mandy kicks Otis in the balls!
Mandy then cuts a promo like Lana "OTIS IS LIKE YOU PEOPLE YOU PEOPLE SMELL SO BAD!"
WWE Women's Tag Team Championship:
The Kabuki Warriors (c) vs. Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross
Kabuki Warrios should go over
I would turn Asuka babyface and play up her screaming.
I would even go far as to say show her YouTube show to TV.
Elias vs. King Corbin
This King shit is AWFUL!
a babyface Elias is TERRIBLE
is anything as embarrassing as King Corbin?
OMG That king outfit screams TUNE OUT!
I got Corbin winning and Vince will keep pushing him down our throats.
Of all the episodes we've done over the past few years...
I think the best year of reviewing wrestling was the year 1984
1984 was when wrestling was deemed "cool"
And most wrestling fans in 1984 were not smartend up! =0
I created a new game using my predictive text on my phone and inserting wrestlers:
John Cena said he was never loved because he has been eating turkey ALL night
Zelina Vega makes fun of Bo Dallas and JBL loves it
Johnny Gargano is bullied by JBL and the Smackdown announce team until she dies
Seth Rollins creates a robot No Way Jose for no reason
Matt Riddle becomes a fan of Torrie Wilson and Meltzer rates it 5 stars
Enzo Amore jobs to a breast cancer survivor and becomes THE top babyface
Hulk Hogan then complained that he was the guy who attempted
to break the leg lock type move FROM THE PURPLE HAZE
You think Undertaker has a MMA bout against Diesel?
Lashley is AWESOME and he will teach Dutch respect and he will unmask the grapplers.
Hulk Hogan ON xvideos WILL have Roderick Strong fuck Brooke and Jimmy Hart watching and commentating
Yeah Ron Simmons is going to be mad at Kevin Sullivan because Kevin bought a new corvette
Zack Ryder is like the only man to take his match to the app thus SHOCKING Vince
Kevin Owens had the best looking women in the building and he should teach sex to the AOP
Seth Rollins selling an injury which led to him bleeding everywhere and Kevin Sullivan laughing
Shane mcmahon said he was on Letterman to get a hold of the two goofs that STOLE HIS Twitter
Seth Rollins for no reason starts a Twitter war with Nick Bockwinkle Nick said it was a SHOOT
Roman Reigns WILL SHOCK THE SYSTEM and you
Vince McMahon said that the new/upcoming ppvs may not be on the network.
And the PPVS will be on another streaming service then WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE NETWORK??
When does everyone think the Network dies?
Maybe I'll conduct a poll?
The neighborhood watch group AKA the two fat fucks AKA Samoa Joe And Kevin Owens.
Ok I got it they show a vignette of Owens he is done mowing his grass.
Owens helps his neighbor Joe fix his 1991 Buick Regal which they repair every week on YouTube.
Then when they face a tag team at a PPV the two fat fucks come out in the Buick.
Here's my parody of an AEW match.
You no sell I then throw you outside the ring.
*dive thru the ropes*
You get the point.
Oh down here in the Other News Section We got a 'Fake News' section!
What a way to go! LOL
For those fan of the "Super Shoot"
The thing is this MAY have been on the news.
From SuperStar Billy Graham shooting on Abdullah.
Remember back in the day on the site this was the section of the homepage where I had polls?
Welll I'm bringing it back... Brace yourself...
Here is the best of our polls from the past:
To quote Billy Jack Haynes' Uncle Ray "Prove it. Prove it. Prove it."
It's a new section of the homepage where I have to prove it!
Morgan Shepherd finally won!
Timmy hill was up high and had a huge run.
I was low coming out of the tri oval.
so coming into the start finish line I threw a huge block.
It caused a massive pileup after the checkered flew.
That would NEVER EVER happen in real life.
Oh and how about this JD Motorsports one two finish?
OK I thought I couldn't top that well..
How about a JD Motorsports 1,2,3,4 !
Phil Swift would approve.
And I don't think this will ever happen again.
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