The Undertaker: "Stegosaurus your final resting place has been chosen and you will meet your fate...."
Stegosaurus: Do you undertaker want to step into the ring with the last dinosaur? And embarrass yourself? Being the coward that you are, I doubt you'll get in the ring. We'll see what your excuse will be this time."
The Undertaker: "Shut your mouth you no name lizard!"
Stegosaurus:" When I retire, I'll get you to wash my clothes and cut my lawn and buckle my shoes!"
John Laracuente: "Later today That stupid fucking mummy will face that steriod fucker batista I'll be back later for another announcement!"
Mufasa: "So 5 way scrabble match whatever...... you can put me in any match I don't care I will win I know why I am the king of the-"
Colin Delaney: "Hi, I was wondering if I could get another title shot-"
piledreiver to Colin
Mufasa: "YOU? YOUR NOTHING! GET THE HELL OUT OF FUN FRIDAY!"
Terry Funk: "Next weeks 5 way sounds like somehing I would order at Steak n Shake or whatever it's fucking called! I saw Mufasa shooting his mouth off and I tell ya I will win that title
Who will I beat to win that fuckin' title? Hogan? that Flannel mouth mother fucker! Or how about Batista that Curly wolf bastard!"
Terry: "Oh wait a minute what do we have here it's a acorn Calf! I will have to beef him!"
Funk carries Colin
Funk: "You Want it YOU GOT IT!"
moon sault to Colin
1,2.........3
WINNER: TERRY FUNK
Terry Funk: "Next week it will be Hot as a whorehouse on nickel night I can't wait for next week I will win that fuckin' title!"
John Laracuente: "You know what? Next week bret hart the cry baby will face John Cena!"
Kurgan: "Wow what a great bike!"
Toka: "I wish I had that that...what a sweet ride..."
Kurgan: "Yeah me too, it's too bad that we arent shown as much.."
Toka: "Maybe if we got a push we could afford a bike like this..."
undertaker slams kurgans head into the bike
boot to toka
Undertaker: "NOBODY GETS A PUSH! YOU UNDERSTAND ME? I AM CREATIVE CONTROL AND I WILL BURY EVERYONE!"
Ron Simmons:"............................DAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Bret Hart: "John Cena I will out wrestle you I know you cannot wrestle so it should be easy for me to beat you!"
John Cena: "Bret Hart I respect you and I know I can't wrestle that well and thats fine I will out FIGHT you! Your in for a fight!"
Tony Chimel: "From Portland, Oregon, TheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeMuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
batista's music hits
batista goes for the spear
batista misses and hits the post
batista chases the mummy
the mummy has nowhere to go!
Hogan and Diabase attack Batista
1,2...........3
WINNER: THE MUMMY
Ted Dibase: "HAHHAAH You Fool you lost to the mummy! HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hulk Hogan: "That title is coming with me brah, I will put everyone on notice! When I win that damn title jack I will NOT give Linda 50% Linda and the other 4 guys whatcha gonna do whan Hulkamania and The Multi-million dollar man run wild on you?!"
John Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun......get me a beer........"
NEXT WEEK:
Mufasa vs. Batista vs. Terry Funk vs. The Mummy vs Hulk Hogan Scrabble match for the Fun Friday title!
