Paul Heyman: "I have to tell everyone that Terry Funk is still in serious conditon and is still in the Tulsa hospital.."


Hulk Hogan: "Blah blah blah I know I beat Funk and I'm the number one contender!"
Paul Heyman: "Thats right Hogan you will be facing Mufasa at our next event on July 4th!"


Hulk Hogan: "Listen here Mufasa dude your days are numbered if you saw what I did to Funk whatca going to do when Hulk-a-mania runs wild on you?"
Paul Heyman: "uh-huh well as far as tonight you Ted Dibase your facing Booker T!"
Ted Diabase: "hahah Booker T? Really? I'll mop the floor with him hahahaha!"


Tatanka: "We have a new member!"
Chief Leonardo: "ya ya yeee yee yee!"


Greg Valentine: "If the white man wants to live in peace with the Indian, he can live in peace. Treat all men alike. Give them a chance to live and grow."


The Mountie: "I'm the Mountie and Batista you will learn why I'm the law and order-"


(Batista's theme hits)


spear to the mountie


1,2.....3
WINNER; BATISTA


Batista: "I don't like law and order... I'm a CSI guy......."


Warrior: "Ahh the little warriors have spoken to me! When I was put in the casket by the undertaker over a month ago I went were where all entitled to goto deep deep in to the mind and now that the warrior you can feel it you can feel it!"








Tatanka: "It does not require many words to speak the truth. Undertaker is a politician!"
Greg Valentine: "The Great Spirit Chief who rules above all will smile upon this land... and this time the Indian race is waiting and praying."


undertaker's theme hits


punches to Tatanka


boot to Leonardo


last ride to leonardo onto Greg


Undertaker pins all 3
1,2..3
WINNER THE UNDERTAKER


Undertaker: "I am tired of talk that comes to nothing."


Pigman hits Undertaker with a chair




The Pigman: "Taker.. I'm calling you out! You hear me I want a match with the undertaker!"


Pigman rides away on Undertaker's bike


Freddie Blassie: "That pencil neck geek mufasa got luckly last week.."
Bret Hart: "I want to say that I'm thinking of my good friend Terry Funk Terry we hope you get well soon.."


Paul Heyman: "If Funk lives your facing him one on one at our event on july 4th!"
Bret Hart: "What? No fucking way! I'm not doing any crazy shit! I WRESTLE!"


Mike Tenay: "To the back with Ahmed Johnson!"


Ahmed Johnson: "mshwsaw eat TOTO PHASTO!"




Joe Laracuente: "In honor of our 71st episode here's a pic of Dave Marcis!"


Splinter: "We should form a technical alliance."
Wiley Coyote: "So in other words you want to use my explosives.."
Splinter: "Thats right.... my son......"


Booker T: "Listen here suckas Don't hate the player hate the game!"


Ted Dibase's theme hits


DDT to Booker


armbar to Booker


punches to Booker


Bookend to Ted


1,2.........


Ted kicks out


harlem sidekick to Ted


1,2.........


Hogan breaks the count


Hogan boots Booker out of the ring


Hogan: "Are my hulk-a-maniacs ready for my new move the 670 splash?"
Ted: "Are the hulk-a-maniacs ready for their assets to be bought by the million dollar man?"


Mufasa hits Hogan with the title


Mufasa hits Ted with the title


Mufasa: "Are you ready for me... I don't talk Hogan I fight.... you ready brother?"


Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun........."