Joe Laracuente: "Yeah! Welcome everyone to Fun Friday! Well I have good news everyone I saw Kara Waller today!"
Dan Willott: "Who cares Joe I have fucked 30 women...."
Undertaker: "Joe, I don't give a shit about Kara Waller or whatever I want ot get my hands on that shithead Ahemd!"
Ahmed Johnson: "Dad man you want some of me in the tompkins street fight? Why comeI'll suck for chops....."
Undertaker: "I don't understand what you just said and I don't care......"
Ahmed Johnson: "But I won't dump on myself..... not this time........"
Bret Hart: "You know it's great to be back on Fun Friday and I will win this tournament and I will out wrestle The Giant next week!"
Classie Freddie Blassie: "giant gonzalez, Bret will chew you up and spit you out you pencil neck geek!"
Jake Roberts is passed out
Tony Chimel: "Here is your winner Scott Steiner!"
Scott Steiner: "It doesnt matter who I face a mountie or a frog I'm still the big bad booty daddy!"
HTM: "What kind of fucking shit ass booking leaving the HTM out of the Highway to Hell tournament? I mean they have this fuckin' hasbro battle royal in a few weeks who gives a fuck..."
Wiley Coyote: "Will I be in the hasbro battle royal?"
HTM: "Your not a hasbro you fucking mark!"
Mufasa: "It doesn't matter who wins the highway to hell tournament I don't care I'm from the jungle and I will take them all down!"
Pumbaa: "Mufasa, you have forgotten your roots of Pride Rock!"
Mufasa: "Who cares about roots? I have the title!"
mufsasa attacks pumbaa with a trash can
mufasa attacks Pumbaa with a ladder
Mufasa: "You see this? I'm the champion and this where I belong I don't give a fuck about Pride Rock!"
Booker T: "Yeah yeah suckas I will re-claim my Fun Friday title! I will win it back! Can you dig it Suckaaaaaaaaaa?!"
(Jim Duggans theme hits)
punches to Duggan
puts Duggan into the turnbuckle
Harlem Sidekick to Duggan
1,2,3 WINNER BOOKER T
Lance Storm: "OK..... Let me get this striaght the main event is a frog and the mountie? Who is booking this crap?"
chokeslam to Storm
Kane: "It doesn't matter who wins the hasbro battle royal they will realize there is NO RULES!"
Napleon: "Vous me voyez Je gagnerai le titre de vendredi d'amusement et ce geez foutu stupide de tournoi qui s'inquiète......"
(The Mounties theme music hits)
rakes Mounties eyes
boot to Mountie
1,2..................
kickout
Mountie leaves the ring
Mountie has a weapon
Napleon hits mountie with a shoe
1,2,3 WINNER NAPLEON
Napleon: "aucun signe d'arrêt aucunes limitations de vitesse I' ; m sur la route à l'enfer pour gagner le titre de vendredi d'amusement râle!"
Mike Tenay: "Here's the current brackets.... be sure to be here next week!"
