Mufasa: "A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun.My rule will never fall! For the past few weeks Triple H has kept me in a secert location and I have broken out and I-"
Undertaker: 'Shut the hell up you know if it wasn't for Hogan I would be the champion!"
Mufasa: "I'm only brave when I have to be!"
Undertaker: "If it wasn't for our horrilbe owner Joe Laracuente I would be champion! Joe do I need to show another picture of Jen Bettale?
Hey Joe how about if I tell everyone about your embrassing bad phone call the other day...."
Joe Laracuente: "Hey look at the doorstopnation racecar!"
Jake Roberts: "Whats up man you know William Regal wants me to drive the production truck next week and I don't even have a HAZMAT licence....."
Ax: "I think I've about had it with this place......"
Ahmed Johnson: "Warrior last week you crushed my Enzo and I Prolish you I will kick your ass if it's the lass then I do her!"
Warrior: "The power in all the little warriors will overtake the world!"
Ahmed Johnson: "Roycee I habba habba have vans on my life Dirt teen, dirt teen year low I bit on my own did my thing!"
Joe Laracuente: "Those aren't typos Ahmed Johnson really did say that....."
William Regal: "Hello Everyone on New Years day there will be a fatal 4 way the winner faces Mufasa in 2 weeks!"
Typhoon: "What happend last week was terrible and I will re-claim my title don't you worry I will be driving your ass!"
punches to typhoon
pedigree to Big Show
Triple H: "Iam the king of kings all bow down-"
spear to Triple H
Batista: "I will........ take whats mine the Fun Friday title!"
Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Saint Peters, Missouri........ Chuck!"
Classie Freddie Blassie: "You Pencil neck geek, your nothing!"
Bret Hart: "Chuck I will out-wrestle you!"
DDT to Chuck
gut wrench suplex to Chuck
sharp shooter to Chuck
Napoleon: "Iam la grenouille ici sur vendredi Amusant je gagnerai le titre si n'importe qui l'aime ou pas toute grêle me tout suce mon dick!"
Ax: "William Regal has got me working on new years day!"
Jake Roberts: "You know whats worse, blue ribbon beer....."
Ahmed Johnsons theme hits
warriors theme hits
warrior attempts to spear Ahmed
DDT off the steps
Ahmed puts warrior into the stage
slam to warrior
punches to Ahmed
warrior chokes Ahmed
warrior pins Ahmed
1,2........
kick out!
DDT to Ahmed on the Artie Lange book
Warrior attempts to slam Ahmed
reversal
warrior lands on the table
(the table doesn't give)
Ahmed pins warrior
1,2,3 WINNER AHMED JOHNSON
Ahmed Johnson: "Nuthin on this URF will save you from the SAND RIPPA!"
Undertaker: "Really Joe........ I'm not in the Fatal 4 way.... I promise a run in I know people don't like run ins I will do the biggest run in in the history of run ins!"
Joe Laracuente: "Undertaker shut up! I hope everyone had fun!"