Jake Roberts: "Yeah I'm GM for the day.... William Regal is off getting married yeah...And..... it makes sense that William is not here righht?......"
(Jim Ross's theme hits)
JR: "Bah gawd, before I challenge Batista to a match right now! I'm pissed off that I can't be at the William Regal wedding, Really I've known William for years there are people who are at the wedding who have known Regal for weeks!"
And I'm also pissed off The Sooners lost last week and I'm bah gawd pissed off and I'm taking my anger on Batista!"
(Batista theme hits)
(slap to batista)
(spear to JR)
(running slam to JR)
(Jericho hits batista with a doorstop)
(1,2,3 winner JR)
JR: "Bah gawd, bah gawd JR, JR, JR!!!"
Giant Gonzleaz: "Were back, and Were taking over Fun Friday!"
Lola Bunny: "The Furries should re-joice they can see me and they can beat off to me!"
Kane: "Remember me?!"
Typhoon: "First off, William Regal is getting married today and he tells me that I can't go I have to goto work? I RSVP'd I'm not good enough? I thought you were my friend Willaim!
Do you understand I should be Fun Friday Champion! I'm the real Fun Friday Champion What kinda jacked up logic is that? What a way to treat the real Fun Friday Champion!"
Jake Roberts: "Wow I'm so fucked up I've turned hasbro...."
Ax: "coooooooooooooollllllll....man......"
(pedigree to Test)
HHH: "You know, Mufasa I want your ass!"
Kane: "Remember me?!"
Afro bitch
Eugene: "I love Midgets!"
(el paso to Eugene)
big show: "Typhoon, I'm going after you and when I'm done with you I'm going to sew your ass to your face!"
Jheri curl
Mufasa: "I challenge anyone in the back right now to a jungle match!"
Tony Chimel: "The following is a jungle match currently in the ring...... Jim Neidhardt!"
(Mufasa attacks Jim)
(belly to belly suplex to Jim)
(claws to Jim's face)
(piledriver to Jim)
(Mufasa climbs the cage)
WINNER: MUFASA
(triple H attacks Mufasa)
(Triple H puts a tomato in Mufasa's face)
Triple H: "You know I wasn't invited to the William Regal Wedding and I'm pissed off you know, Mufasa I'm the king of kings!"
Joe Laracuente: "Were all upset that we can't be at the William Regal wedding...... but... I hope everyone had fun...."