Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Gotham City.......... Batman!"
warlord theme
(slam to batman)
(shoulder breaker to batman)
(1,2,3 winner warlord)
Warlord: "I just bought a dime bag from.... Jake Roberts........"
Undertaker: "I issue a challenge for anyone in the back to come on out and get you ass kicked!"
(Smash theme hits)
(throws smash out of the ring)
Undertaker: "Smash your not good enough, I want a real challenge!"
Ax: "I got a challenge for you I just signed a new talent for Fun Friday........ Pat LaFontaine!
Pat LaFontaine: "In my NHL I got to play for three great organizations in my career and never once had to buy new license plates!"
(suicide dive to Pat)
(last ride to Pat LaFontaine)
(1,2,3 WINNER UNDERTAKER)
(Smash calls a suicide hotline and gets a busy signal because someone is prank calling the hotline..............)
Typhoon: "I will win this match and I will regain my title!"
Batista music hits
kane music hits
Kane and Batista look at each other
Kane and Batista look at typhoon
choke slam to typhoon
spear to typhoon
Kane takes Batista
choke slam to Batista
into the cheerios
puts Batista into the advil
Kane chokes batista
tombstone to batstia
chokeslam to batista
1,2,3 WINNER TYPHOON
Typhoon: "I told all of you! All of you doubted me......... never doubt me!"
Big Show: "Mufasa get your ass out here!"
Mufasa: "I'm backstage you bitch!"
clothesline from hell to Mufasa
(stapler to Mufasa)
(Big Show puts JBL into a bottle)
(The El Paso to JBL)
(Mufasa puts Big Show into the pan)
(belly to belly to Big Show)
(1,2......)
(JBL goes for the clotesline from hell)
(Mufasa trips JBL)
(JBL's face is ON FIRE!)
(belly to belly suplex to big show)
(piledriver to big show)
(1,2...........)
(Triple H breaks up the count)
(Triple H throws Mufasa in the Mortal Kombat pit)
(1,2,3....... WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION BIG SHOW!)
(pedigree to Big Show on advil)
Joe Laracuente and Morgan Shepherd: "We hope everyone had fun!"
