Typhoon: "I just want to clear everything up I had nothing to do with Undertaker being run over two weeks ago..."


Big Show: "I don't care if you did, I want my title match tonight!"
Typhoon: "You'll lose anyway... Whats the point?"


Sable: "Hi everyone I want to say next Tuesday night The Sable Bake Sale will take place at The Moose Lodge off Fairlane Road!"


Mufasa: "I have seen all the talent on Fun Friday and this kid stands out!"
Scorpion: "Thanks I won't let you down tonight....."

COMMERICAL



(Kane's music hits)


Tony Chimel:"Currently in the ring from Earthrelm.........Scorpion!"


(chokeslam to Scorpioon 1,2,3 WINNER KANE)


Scorpion: "I'm sorry........"
Mufasa: "Sorry doesn't cut it, I've had it with you!"


(Mufasa attacks Scorpion)


Brian Knobbs: "Hey, uhhhh you, your, you... like basketball? I like you... I mean uh basketball..... "


Genie Jeff Hardy: "I want to thank Joe Laracuente for giving me a second chance, I know I have made mistakes in my past, but thats behind me I'm a new man!"


Kurgan: "Did you know in 1996 the Tobacco companies said that they would rather see people smoke than eat Radishes!"


JBL: "I delare myself the new number one contender!"


(Batista music hits)


Batista: "JBL, you have done nothing to be number one contender I never lost to the undertaker!"


(Batista punches to JBL)


Batista: "Undertaker I'm calling you out right now!"


(Undertaker music hits)


Ax: "You don't touch my fucking smokes.. You got that!"


COMMERCIAL

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Lola: "What the hell that creep Brian Knobbs tried to talk to me he's so creepy and he's just so weird looking!"


(typhoon music hits)


typhoon: "To all my fans Don't worry I will retain so, so you can check your porn right now go ahead click back......"


(Big Show music hits)


(the el paso to typhoon)


(1,2........)


William Regal: "This match is over.......I'm back from my vacation!"


Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"