Randy Savage: "OHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH, BOOKER AND I HAVE FORMED TEAM DIG IT!"
Booker T: "LISTEN SUCKAS, TAKE A LOOK AT OUR MUSIC VIDEOOOO!!"


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Ax: "Iam tired of your shit, Undertaker Iam the GM this week since Regal is still in England, and........"
Undertaker: "Sit down and Shut up Ax, I want the title I want to be in the main event tonight!"
Ax: "I don't think so I want........."


Undertaker: "Listen to me, I don't care what you want I want to be in the main event or I will quit Fun Friday!"


Warrior: "Ahhhhhh the heavens have opened and the little warriors know what I'm about!"
Undertaker: "I want Warrior in a Barbed wire steel cage tonight in the main event!"
Ax: "OK, tonight a barbed wire steel cage match, between you two, Undertaker I will give you this if you promise to quit bitching!"


Warrior: "How must I prepare you must ask yourself. Should I jump off the tallest building in the world? Should I lay on the lawn and let it run over me with lawnmowers? Should I go to Africa and let it trample me with raging elephants?"


(reverse neck breaker to Warrior)


Mufasa: "Triple H has been taken care of and I'm now going after the Fun Friday title!"


(The El paso to Mufasa)


(The Big show runs over Mufasa)


Typhoon: "Iam the greatest Fun Friday champion of all time, Past, Present, Future, Iam the best!"


Typhoon: "Oh it's you what do you want?"
Scorpion: "I want your title........"


Typhoon: "Listen if you want my title you have to face a opponent of my choosing up next, you fat fuck!"


COMMERCIAL



Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Earthrelm.......Scorpion!"


(JBL's theme hits)

(clothesline from hell to Scorpion)


(1,2,3 WINNER: JBL)


Sgt Slaughter: "Next week I will shake things up on Fun Friday......."


COMMERCIAL Lord Alfred Hayes: "Promotional consideration paid for by the following........"

Lord Alfred Hayes: "Dad's root beer, look four it in your locul groceury stour......."


Lord Alfred Hayes: "Mistur Frezze Freezer baurs, there as fun to eat as there fun to play........."
Warrior: "The family that I live for only breathes the air that smells of combat. With or without the facepaint I am the Ultimate Warrior!"


(punches to Warrior)


(rakes warriors face across the cage)


(Warrior into the steps)


(Warrior tries to escape)




(Undertaker stops Warrior)


(rakes warrior across the cage)


(tombstone to Warrior)


(Warrior is motionless in a pool of his blood)
Tony Chimel: "Here is your winner via knockout The Undertaker!"


Undertaker: "Warrior, it's the end of the line for you..... Iam the greatest politican in the world today....."


(Undertaker poses)


Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun....."