Joe Laracuente: "At the end of this program I will be giving away $1 to a lucky fan stay tuned to find out!"
Ax: "As you know Iam the GM for today, I will be the most insane whacked out GM ever!"
Typhoon: "Later tonight....... I will retain MY Fun Friday title, and I will prove to you Iam the greatest Fun Friday champion of all time!"
(Undertaker theme hits)
(Undertaker attacks Typhoon and Mutagen Man)
(Tombstone to Gangrel)
(Last ride to Mutagen man)
(Typhoon runs away)
Warrior: "I demand that the Queer Bret Hart comes out here right now!"
(Bret Hart theme hits)
Bret Hart: "What do you want?"
Warrior: "I want to remind you that you can't lace my boots you fag!"
Bret Hart: "OK, let's find out... let's fight right now!"
Warrior: "As much as I would like to fight you Iam not in my ring gear!"
(doink's theme hits)
(clothesline to doink)
(Sharp shooter to Doink)
(WINNER VIA SUBMISSON BRET HART)
Jake Roberts: "fourth of July, Foourth of July...... They say it's the Fourth....... yeah...... when you gamble you....gamble"
Scott Hall: "Heyyyyyoooo, chico I just want to say to everyone have a good Easter I mean Fourth of July chico....."
HHH: "Ya know, Mufasa I tried of your ass Iam the Game and you don't want to play me....."
(Mufasa attacks HHH)
Ax: "You know what Triple H your facing Mufasa right now in a street fight!"
(puts Mufasa into a Diet Coke)
(puts Mufasa into a TV Tray)
(puts Mufasa into a Coffee maker)
(Spine buster into the Sugar)
(HHH tries to throw mufasa off)
(Mufasa Reverses it)
HHH: "Mufasa help me......."
Mufasa: "Long live the king of kings"
Mufasa: "Now that I have gotten rid of Triple H I declare myself King of Pride Rock!"
COMMERCIAL
Typhoon: "Damn you Undertaker, I hate you I wish you would leave me alone!"
Ax: "Oh, Typhoon the main event between you and Batista is riiight now!"
Typhoon: "You can't do that!"
(Batista attacks Typhoon)
(into the vanilla coke)
(Batista bomb)
(carries Typhoon into the ring area)
(Batista bomb)
(1,2........)
(The undertaker comes into the ring and attacks Batista)
(Undertaker takes batista up to the rafters)
Undertaker: "I'm taking Batista to the Dark Side!"
Typhoon: "I told all of you, I knew I would win, now that Undertaker has taken Batista, and Triple H is out I will be champion forever!"
