Ax: "I like my boat."

Jake Roberts: "Your boat sucks!"
Ax: "Fuck you."


(Jake Roberts punches Ax)



(Jake puts Damien on Ax)



Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Japan The Tattoo's!"



(Big Show's music hits)



(Double chokeslam to Tattoo's)



(1,2,3 WINNER: THE BIG SHOW)



Batista: "You know my mom is a lesbe

ian."

Chyna: "I could be your mom......"

Lance Storm: I really hope things change next week and we get more wrestling action, on this pile of shit show. Till next week, be sure to visit StormWrestling.com where I will be giving away Natalie Norman's pussy!"



Clerance Mason: "My Cilent Marty here says he has been not used on Fun Friday he wants a change!" Sgt. Slaughter: "Well has Marty been in jail?"
Clerance Mason: "Only for one day!"
Sgt. Slaughter: "Next week Marty will be in action against The Warrior!"


COMMERCIAL

Typhoon: "Triple H, You couldn't kick my ass if I was tied to a tree! I am The Fun Friday Champion, and a sexual tyrannosaurus!"


(Triple H music hits)



(Slam to Typhoon)



(Triple H puts Typhoon into the table)



(choke hold to Typhoon)



(1,2........)



(Undertaker's theme hits, Undertaker is on a bike!)



(Typhoon rolls up Triple H)



(1,2,3 WINNER: TYPHOON)



Undertaker: "You will never have the amount of backstage pull as I do!"



Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"