OK I know I haven't updated the site In a while....
Alright A LONG TIME.
I know it just been whatever, as I'm getting older I tend to be like what else can I do on this site?
Then it dawned on me..........
NASCAR is starting. Holy Shit it's going to be 20th year anniversary of the NASCAR truck series.
Well I don't see anyone or ANY site mentioning that and well I used to be the BIGGEST truck series fan.
Keyword used to...
Well so I went to Youtube and started watching some old races...
I gotta say they are like a sloppy Joe sure it may not look good but damn it it's good.
Really it's entertaining. I would say it maybe better than some Cup Series races and MOST Xfnity races
Xfinty series... new name that series is still a joke.
Well The Truck series in 2015 is still good, but I think there missing a certain something maybe they need...
COACH GLANVILLE! Ahhh maybe not c'mon admit it woudln't it be awesome if he or a NFL coach actually raced in a 2015 Truck race
Well for those that don't know. The 15 year olds on the internet Jerry Glanvill was a former head coach in the NFL and RACED!
well he wasn't very good, so it ussaly equaled comedy along with his antics and a man named WALKER EVANS!
You'll be reading his named in my reviews. When you type his name you gotta type it in caps, because you gotta yell it!
Well I thought about creating my own truck series site just for these reviews well it costs money then I remembered.
This site looks like it's from the 90's and well I haven't updated it so.... whatver oh and BTW in the 90's there were URLS that had nothing to do with anything
I know kids who are 15 reading this are like What? OK fine I'll mention Rihanna....
So lets go it's our first Truck Series Review...
Maybe afterwards We'll hold hands and cuddle...
Spears manufacturing 200
Bill Sedwick on the pole
race is on TNN
Ken Scraders spins in front of everyone no caution lol WTF
Larry Mcrenyolds mic finally works at the 4:45 mark
BTW Mike Skinner took out Scrader
now a caution for debris ok...
Wayne Jacks spins on the restart annnd caution
Jack Spraque has a transmisson problem
Larry Mac tells Ernie Iravn to pull them belts tight
you can hear the director tell Glenn "83 off the pace 83 off the pace"
And Steve Portengae has no brakes
Ron Hornaday goes to the lead and passes for the lead in the dirt
Jimmy Dick goes into the dirt and saves it
then a lap later spins and caution is out
Hornaday gets loose and sideways and saves it
oil is all over the track annnnd caution
Ken Schrader is pissed and parks the truck and says he has an ignition
Mike chase and Roger Mears both have no brakes
and they blew a restart sooo gonna line up the guys again
more oil on the track annnnnnnd you can hear the director say:
director: lets take a god damned break.
caution is out for ?????
no reason given lol
on the restart Ron gets a huge jump
Ray Daniels who flipped last week at Sonoma worked on his truck and
repaired it and is racing it RIGHT NOW!
Steve Portengea wrecks
looks like Joe ruttman wrecked him
they show Ruttman's onboard he clearly turned him
Rick Johnson spins and can't fire it up and caution is out
3 truck wreck Rick Johnson ron Esau and ?
they showed an in truck camera from rick Carelli they don't care
they didn't show the wreck Glenn Jarrett is like whatever who cares lol
Ernie Irvan to 2nd people are jumping up and down cheering!
Ray Daniels spins no caution
Ron Esau spins and Steve Portengae spins
oil on the track again
wayne jacks spins on the restart no caution
Ron Hornaday gets in the dirt and saves it
Ernie Irvan to the lead!
Ron Hornaday has a tire go down and goes in to the wall....... no
Jimmy Dick spins annnnnnnnd caution is out
Tobey Butler spins annnnd no caution!
Mike Chase just got into Butler
Hornaday's motor blows
Glenn Jarrett then says nope it's a flat tire HAHAHA what?!
Mike Skinner wins and bliss barely hold off Irvan to get 2nd
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