"Everyone just wants to see pretty pictures" - Jeff Droke
"If Jenna Haze looked at me I would allready be done." - Brandon Walker
"I went to doorstopnation and didn't know what it's supposed to be." - FRM crew memeber
"I'm just layin here man.." - Japoss2000
"Just Push it!" - Kamala
"We got a little heat for Start and Parking." - Phil Parsons
"All of you liars and hypocrites!" - Chris Jericho
"no delivery for you you no tip...." - Chinese woman
"Your so P-Whipped!" - Hulk Hogan
"ohh Jim The mailman I know him.." - Jessica Hoffman
"I support Global warming!" - Dan Williot
"Kim Chee and Harvey Wippleman two very likeable people.." - Lord Alfred Hayes
"Giddy up go...." - Red Sovine
"Burn all your stuff and lets do it!" - Ahmed Johnson
"It was one of dose" - Ron Simmons
"HAHAHAHAH Doink AND DINK!" - Vince McMahon
"Way To Extreme!" - Big Daddy Antiques
"Whats a lot lizard?"- Frank
"all of you manatees!" - Chris Jericho
"What is the point of living, someone shoot me!" - Pumbaa
"Arn Anderson looks like a wood working teacher!" - Joe Laracuente
"I should do a flow chart about the women I've bangend" - Dan Williot
Happy Fourth of July!
I walked through a county courthouse square
On a park bench, an old man was sittin' there.
I said, "Your old court house is kinda run down,
He said, "Naw, it'll do for our little town".
I said, "Your old flag pole is leaned a little bit,
And that's a ragged old flag you got hangin' on it".
He said, "Have a seat", and I sat down,
"Is this the first time you've been to our little town"
I said, "I think it is"
He said "I don't like to brag, but we're kinda proud of
That Ragged Old Flag
"You see, we got a little hole in that flag there,
When Washington took it across the Delaware.
and It got powder burned the night Francis Scott Key sat watching it,
writing "Say Can You See"
It got a rip in New Orleans, with Packingham & Jackson
tugging at its seams.
and It almost fell at the Alamo
beside the Texas flag,
But she waved on though.
She got cut with a sword at Chancellorsville,
And she got cut again at Shiloh Hill.
There was Robert E. Lee and Beauregard and Bragg,
And the south wind blew hard on
That Ragged Old Flag
"On Flanders Field in World War I,
She got a big hole from a Bertha Gun,
She turned blood red in World War II
She hung limp, and low, a time or two,
She was in Korea, Vietnam, She went where she was sent
by her Uncle Sam.
She waved from our ships upon the briny foam
and now they've about quit wavin' back here at home
in her own good land here She's been abused,
She's been burned, dishonored, denied an' refused,
And the government for which she stands
Has been scandalized throughout out the land.
And she's getting thread bare, and she's wearin' thin,
But she's in good shape, for the shape she's in.
Cause she's been through the fire before
and i believe she can take a whole lot more.
"So we raise her up every morning
And we bring her down slow every night,
We don't let her touch the ground,
And we fold her up right.
On second thought
I *do* like to brag
Cause I'm mighty proud of
That Ragged Old Flag"
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